Chronological Snobbery

"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.

Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."

by catholic chuckster July 8, 2010

Fandom Snobbery

Fandom Snobbery is the act of acting in a condescending manner to someone inside or outside of your fandom. Usually takes place when fan A knows more than fan B and insults or berates them for not knowing it.

Also occurs between similar fandoms.

E.G: Between Twilight and Anne Rice fans. Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings.

Fandom Snobbery

"I think that Anne Rice's allusions to Homoerotic relationships in Interview with the Vampire is truly mesmerizing and engaging reading."
"I think that Edward's constant rivalry with Jacob has homoerotic overtones."
"Yeah, but you like twilight, and that's shit. So fuck off."

by lynxia August 16, 2012

slobberknockers

A pair of long balls that knock the slobber right off of your chin.

Those slobberknockers sure came in handy last night, clean up was a snap!

by swinging wet nap October 6, 2013

slobberbox

when slobber is uncontrollable.
hey look you have slobber all over!
yuck! your name must be slobberbox!
you could fill a whole box with all that slobber. Stop slobbering on that seat belt its been up a dog's butt!!!

your little sister
a little sister
or a little sister

by mr. brickles May 7, 2005

Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.

Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.

by rhino77 February 10, 2010

slobservation

(noun) Something important that you notice, but are too lazy to do a damn thing about. (v. to slobserve)

Ted: "Hey, would'ya look at that... This car is on fire. That might be unsafe. .... ... Oh well!"

Rob: "That's a great slobservation, Ted."

by stephafafa July 17, 2011

Sense Snobbery

When a person acts as though they have decided to completely reject common sense. The act of a person who seems to shun common sense the way an aristocrat shuns the common man or common culture.

Dude, you just opened that twist top with a bottle opener. That’s total sense snobbery!

I can’t believe you just asked me that question. You’re a total sense snob!

by Denalitrkr September 20, 2018