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Vietnam Situation

A Vietnam Situation is akin to the Vietnam War in which the U.S. walked in expecting an easy victory and wound up spending years and lives in a costly war.

In slang a Vietnam situation is any sort of job or agreement one walks into and expects to be simple to complete but one finds out it will be quite time consuming and/or expensive.

Lately this slang has been synonymous with an Iraq Situation
Man, my grandmother wanted me to go under the house and see what was rattling around under there. I said 'Sure' I mean it was just a rattle. Turns out There's like fifty hornets nests down there and her sewage line has busted. We got a plumber out here and fourteen cans of pesticide. The whole thing is a Vietnam Situation.
by LeElohm June 9, 2008
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Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin
boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009
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fuck my situation

Instead of saying, "fuck my life," when ALL of life can't be THAT bad, it is much more appropriate to use the phrase, "fuck my situation."

it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.
when you're walking to your car from your JUST established fuck buddy's apartment, with him and your other classmate who lives in the complex as he, says "good morning."

you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"

this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.
by Mrs. FMS December 7, 2009
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Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".
Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
by T.Bone April 16, 2007
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Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.
I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!
by Hans v June 10, 2011
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The Situation

The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.

Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
by k1kz October 11, 2010
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Teaspoon Situation

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.
Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.
by haddietix November 18, 2010
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