by KingFlashBoii January 11, 2012
Get the Simpmug. A nice guy incel coomer who kisses the ass of the female gender usually in the hopes of sexual gratification or achieving some sort of romantic relationship with someone from said gender because feminists told them that is the “reward” they will receive for such actions, however this outcome never occurs because that’s not how the real world works. Simps usually look for thots to simp for on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
by I’mGonnaFuckYouInTheAssNoHomo March 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.
Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.
by bigboobies007 August 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽
Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga
by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.
Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?
Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.
Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.
Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.
Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.
by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by NotInvolved February 16, 2020
Get the SIMPmug.