shiite colon bomb

a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion

Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.

by samurai2141 May 3, 2010

Shited

The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.

"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?

by Isildur100 June 29, 2011

shiite muslim

When one takes a shit so enormous it's nearly of biblical proportions.

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I dropped a shiite muslim

by Money April 10, 2005

Shite

A Scottish way of saying shit.

I could go for a massive shite right about now.

I feel like shite today.

You know, Andrew looks like shite today.

by howbertson March 7, 2015

Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!

You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.

A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011

Same shite different night

An extra rhymic tweak to "same shit different day".

Same shit different day!
Same shite different night!

by Iliya Bolotyansky March 5, 2008