shmee

A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power

Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"

by Danicus1212 January 28, 2007

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007

Shmeegul

Someone that is a wimp. James Cruddis is an example if you know him. Someone that wont do something that is not scary because they are scared.

Rid : " Howhere Jimmy man! "
Jimmy : " Nar man "
Rid : " Your a right shmeegul u like "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

sheebies

Nice way of saying shit or damn.

Oh Sheebies! I'm 45 minutes late!

by Laurbin April 2, 2008

shmeeshnoggen

To sexually abuse a giraffe.

As I walked through the rainforest I saw a rainbow chimpanzee shmeeshnoggening harshly and loudly in striped granny panties.

by bobbajoeshalamapoopaquack February 21, 2009

Shleeb

When you take something from someone without their permission.

John: "Guess what Dave, I just shleeb'd Mikes girlfriend right infront of his eyes!"

Dave:"Fuck sake John you saucy devil"

by dudewheresmydog123 May 25, 2018

shmeekie

thats the mf plug call

"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*

by Max Dooley May 13, 2018