sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Sheep'ded'ed

When a sheep gives you a death stare for no reason.

Farmer 1: one that sheep just sheep'ded'ed me!
Farmer 2: kill it
Farmer 1: Lighten the fuck up man

by The_word_master_101010101 August 25, 2017

sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep

Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei

by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018

Sheep fuck

Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..

This sheep fuck makes a normie look tasteful

by incirclebegging December 12, 2018

Sheep shagger

A virgin farmer from County Roscommon in Ireland who enjoys sexual intercourse with sheep.

Hay John did ya scor in Rockfords last night...

No Frankie. Had to make do with the ould ewe when I got home.

Go on you auld Roscommon sheep shagger.

by Roscommon Rose August 13, 2006

sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.

Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Sheep Shagger

Usually Welsh or from New Zealand. Although can be found in rural areas throughout the world.

by tash April 24, 2003