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Samuel

Samuel is truly and deeply in love with stacy. No one will ever ever be able too seperate their love for eachother. They are forever.
I love you stacy (samuel)
by Samuel<3Stacy March 3, 2019
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Samuel

Samuel is a hot, funny guy who enjoys his friends and gaming more than anything else. Girls fall head over heals for him, which he is always oblivious to. He's tall, lanky and extremely awkward in situations he's not used to, but will try his best to adapt. He's also even more awkward around girls, especially ones he likes, because he doesn't know how to act.

Being the gamer he is, he's a really brilliant person in the end.
Girl: Holy shit he's so awkward.
Guy: Yep, he's defintely a Samuel.
by shittysluts March 15, 2019
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Samuel

Really sexy and funny. Curly hair that isn’t a perm. Tiny cock but HUGE Saggy balls to make up for it. Normals sized nipples. 10 pack. Great jawline and muscles. Great at kissing and sex and stuff.
Omg Samuel is sooooo sexy and funnyn
by Bottomfart April 14, 2020
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Samuel Kevin

The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.
by thiqueapple June 17, 2019
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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008
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samuel

An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008
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A person whos shy,funny,and smart.Samuels also loves video games,music and youtube.(WELL MY FRIEND SAMUEL)
Me:what do you call a cow without legs?
Samuel:what?
Me:GROUND BEEF
Samuel:XD
by STRONG PANDA31 January 18, 2018
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