Salad and Cunilingus day(s) 

Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.

For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

Salad and Cunilingus day(s) by Birgit208 March 14, 2013

salad toke 

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?

salad toke by lets nina dance October 22, 2009

Salad Bowl 

I'm from the saladbowl of the world which is Salinas, C.A.

The salad bowl is in Monterey county

Salad Bowl by RayRay October 2, 2003

Salad tossed 

Slang for any type of anal sexual activity. Origin is in reference to ass play in prison where available lube is limited to packets of salad dressing typically smuggled from the commissary.

Hey Bubba, if you want to get your salad tossed tonight make sure you snatch some of that ranch dressing that I like from the commissary.

Salad tossed by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017

Salad Days 

1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.

2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.

1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.

2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.

Salad Days by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004

salad wanker 

an individual that often consumes salad.

hey that tom kid is such a salad wanker
i know he lives on a ford too

salad wanker by thatboythehitdogscottbaby May 19, 2009

salad fingers 

Salad fingers is a flash animation by the wonderful and disturbing mind of David Firth. Salad Fingers seems to be a man based on schitzophrenia patients with other mental problems as well. he sees the world as not really there due to his mental illness and seperation from what is going on.
it is true that you have to have a little bit of brain-power and the give-a-damn to see beyond the obvious picture, which in itself is stupid, pointless, disturbing. once you see the meaning behind it, it's a very insightful and artistic look into the mind of a mentally ill person. if you can gather the awesome strength of not mindlessly gazing at the pretty pictures and the groups of letters called 'words', it's easier to grasp the concept David Firth is laying out there. it's really sad, seeing as alot of people out there think the way Salad Fingers does...if you don't like it, fine, but the show brings up very true points about the world and its people.

idgit a: salad fingers is so dumb! he's icky!
nam: you don't have a psychologic bone in your body. go back to watching powerpuff girls; that's probably mindless enough for your mental capacity.

salad fingers by Nammy October 8, 2007