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Stroke

That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.
"Shut the fuck up you stroke."
by JManMad March 15, 2013
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Shronk

Verb for Incest
Combo of Shrek and Mike Wazowski
DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHRONK YOUR SISTER. YOU PERVERT
by SHRONKER6900 October 31, 2017
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Bro stroke

Bro stroke A - Stroking your bros shoulder.
Bro stroke B - When your bro is having a stroke.
Bro stroke C - When you masterbate.
Bro stroke D - When you give your bro a handjob.
A - guy: hey bro, what'cha been up to? (strokes bro's shoulder)
guy 2: o_O nice bro stroke A, quite relaxing...

B - "OH SHIT BRO, YOU'RE HAVING A BROSTOKE B, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

C - "YEAH, the other day, i was in my room, brostroke-c'in."

D - "Want a bro stroke-D?"
"sure"
by IzzywinklePants February 7, 2010
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Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.
You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017
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Skronk

The Snorting sound made by the

former WWF/WWE Wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.
The "Skronk" sound is simular to a pig snorting.
by Dr.Mask June 8, 2009
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stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball
We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.
by Nick D September 24, 2003
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strokasaurus

"I caught my girlfriends brother in his room wacking off like a strokasaurus!"
by J-Rolla April 10, 2009
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