stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

Soxtitute

a female who refuses to date any other boys besides soccer boys. she like the Brazilian/Portuguese/hispanic pretty boy. they are usually on the smaller side tan skin spiked hair with a 6 or more pack. similar to a laxtitute but with soccer boys.

the soxtitute turned down the basketball player because she only hooks up with soccer players

by Original Soxtitute November 14, 2010

Stexting

The act of beating off to a obeese donke'y Ass Hole. or just sending dirty pictures over text message.

Man i just got done Stexting to that donkey over there. Me and this dude stext each other all the time.

by M3722 April 23, 2009

stottie

Scottish round flat bread cake

Mmm! That stottie tastes good!

by Tubbs August 1, 2003

Stotty

a hot girl who doesnt put out or is a straight edge women who hates drinking and drugs

HOLY SHIT DUDE 10/10 right there!
dude she hates drinking
omg fuck off you Stotty

by Cool Kid33 January 16, 2011

stolten

when a relative watches you lick a dog while they stretch themselves outrageously

I was gonna go over to gradpa's house but grandpa wanted me to stolten.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Stext

Transitive Verb-
The act of dirty talking via a text message. Similar to cyber sex.

My girlfriend and I attend different colleges, it's alright however, considering we stext everynight.

by One Sadomasochistic Coprophile January 24, 2009