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Smoke through texting. To invite a friend with you for a stouge through sms while texting each other at the same time.
(TXT)
Kris: I need a stouge! I'm hella bored.
Col: Me too! I'm super bored...it's 4am this sucks ass, can't stop by nemore 4 a stouge.
Kris: We can still have one together ;) through text! C'mon! let's have stoxt!
Col: Haha! Imma URBANDICTIONARY that!
STOXT by ColKri February 25, 2009
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stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
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