Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 01, 2021
A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff March 12, 2007
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
The condition of your ORAL CAVITY and TEETH after waking up from sleeping where (ROT) is PERFECT short for ROTATE.
The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.
The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.
What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.
The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.
What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
It starts with NATURAL BAD BREATH along with tons of microorganisms which you don't care what they are called as you are in a hurry on automatic CLEAR THIS OUT as it is in your entire MOUTH and if you don't it will ROT and stink more , so this is HOW WE DO IT READY SET STIR ROT and you feel like a NEW PERSON as those mouth TERRORISTS are gone.
For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.
You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.
For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.
You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.
For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
by Dabberzzz January 28, 2022