“Great start”

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.

I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.

by Loli Daddy August 22, 2019

Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 4, 2020

Quibi Start

Quibi was a highly unsuccessful startup. It launched at a bad time, and it ended terribly. A Quibi Start is something that launches/is announced with a lot of backlash, and ends in failure.

That restaurant was a Quibi Start. Their salad was infamous for having mice poop in it.

by awkwardface December 8, 2020

Cold Start

A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!

Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!

Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!

by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

by bemo! November 22, 2021