Spam Blocked

A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.

I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.

by ronsheridan January 27, 2007

Spagm

Short slang for "spittin' game"... usually used to embarass another.

*Guy is walking with a girl and obviously flirting*

you and your friends walk over to him and whisper loudly to each other "spagm" so they can hear.

by Michael14 March 23, 2011

Brain Spam

an unwanted mental image that keeps popping up in your brain

Person 1: "omg there were these two gay guys making out on the couch at this party, and i can't get the image out of my head."
Person 2: "ha, you've got brain spam"

by Jake521825 October 23, 2008

spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

by shaggy September 1, 2004

spam sandwich

A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.

The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

spalm

To apply ointment or lubricant to the undercarraige of ones self to prevent chafing and or sores

Before going running, penelope spalmed her nether regions to avoid chafing from her ass cheeks rubbing together,

by the a. h. January 16, 2006