Fiery Scorpion Pong

A game similar to ping-pong or "table tennis", with one exception: The paddles are replaced by fiery scorpions.

"Why is your hand all burnt and stung?"
"Oh, me and Charles played Fiery Scorpion Pong."

by bonesquid May 3, 2005

scorpion

Also known as a scorpion dive. A scorpion, in its colloquial usage, stands for a faceplant with very high forward momentum, sending one's legs above the head and, in worse cases, ending in a roll forward or (only on soft materials like gravel and loose dirt) sliding forward on one's chin. Causes high neck pain.

A: Hold my beer y'all, see me do a minute-long nose manual on a motorbike!

12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*

B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?

by Egg F1337 September 24, 2016

Scorpion

A show on...CBS??? that was sadly canceled

Scorpion is a cool show

by Thatgrill October 13, 2018

Scorpion

When you wipeout and land on your head first and your legs & feet bend backwards and almost touch your head!

Wooo you see that dude scorpion!

by Dude legs January 15, 2019

Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey

“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”

by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

Scorpios

imma do this abt the girls because boys are unpredictable. Scorpios are tough on the outside, but always have a soft side, and make sure you cherish every moment they are happy, because one wrong move and they could make you wonder what tomorrow may have looked like. they can be stubborn, and mainly the november scorps have a freaky side. they love protecting their friends, getting into heated arguments they know they are gonna win, and love being goofy and protected with/by their man. they don't often open up, and only tell their closest friends their secrets. you can tell them pretty much anything and will never tell anyone. (if they do then you know you ain't friends). if they smile at you, or "notice you" then you may be in for the win. when they have a crush they try to hide it as much as possible because they always get bullied about it. and their moods can change in half a second, so don't be judgmental of them, they have different feelings for everyone. and they enjoy wiping the toxic ppl out of their lives and can be heartless af doing it.

guy- 'hey you seen that new girl? she smiled and joked about with me, but 2 seconds later she got into this epic fight with the jocks'
girl- "so you were talking to one of the 'Scorpios' then"

by sunflower badass bleep March 3, 2021

scorpioluvr1000

a super famous TikTok account with millions of followers. the runner of this account, toe, is a super hot and sexy he/they/it tranny. he has amassed a huge following and many amazing mutuals. all of toe's followers on scorpioluvr1000 are all super hot just like toe (but toe is still hotter.)

have you seen the erection i got scrolling through scorpioluvr1000's account gave me? it's huge!

by benthammertoe June 2, 2021