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scorpios 

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.
susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
scorpios by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019
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Scorpios 

imma do this abt the girls because boys are unpredictable. Scorpios are tough on the outside, but always have a soft side, and make sure you cherish every moment they are happy, because one wrong move and they could make you wonder what tomorrow may have looked like. they can be stubborn, and mainly the november scorps have a freaky side. they love protecting their friends, getting into heated arguments they know they are gonna win, and love being goofy and protected with/by their man. they don't often open up, and only tell their closest friends their secrets. you can tell them pretty much anything and will never tell anyone. (if they do then you know you ain't friends). if they smile at you, or "notice you" then you may be in for the win. when they have a crush they try to hide it as much as possible because they always get bullied about it. and their moods can change in half a second, so don't be judgmental of them, they have different feelings for everyone. and they enjoy wiping the toxic ppl out of their lives and can be heartless af doing it.
guy- 'hey you seen that new girl? she smiled and joked about with me, but 2 seconds later she got into this epic fight with the jocks'
girl- "so you were talking to one of the 'Scorpios' then"

Left handed Scorpios 

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.
Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off

are scorpios sexy 

Yes obviously the most fucking sexy zodiac that looks like legit fire with there massive tits and big mommy miller’s
Wow what an amazing are scorpios sexy
are scorpios sexy by Brian the hottie December 20, 2021

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'" 

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"

Scorpion Lips 

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011
Scorpios are kinda scary and intimidating when you first meet them but they are actually kind and caring once you become their friend and one of the best friends you will ever have. Scorpios are not the people that you want to be enemies with, if you aren’t their friends Scorpios don’t have any problems being a bitch and will literally destroy you. Scorpios will stick with you through hard times and be by your side whenever they can. Scorpios like to hide their problems and pretend to be ok but a lot of the time they are upset about something, they will never worry you with their struggles unless they trust you a lot. That makes them seem really secretive and they are, Scorpios will always hide your secrets and they have many secrets of their own. Eyes and bone structure are Scorpios best features. They are the cutest and prettiest signs but they have no idea and they will always deny it no matter what- along with crushes they won’t say anything about them and will never admit it. They tend to flirt with people they like without knowing that they are. Scorpios are loyal, trustworthy, and sweet. If you are good friends with a Scorpio you are extremely lucky and they will always be your comforting friend. They hold grudges but when it comes to people they care about they can’t stay mad and no matter if a Scorpio is mad at you or they are resting or at an event they will always be there for you when you need them.
Boy 1: wow she’s really cool and chill!!
Girl 1: yah she’s a Scorpio, she’s a great person.
Scorpio by willow263782 July 13, 2018
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