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something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
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right-winger scared

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.
Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...
by brynnn May 6, 2014
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Scarecrow

that’s Scarecrow, what a weirdo
by Scarecrow. May 23, 2021
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scabby scaley

When you have a huge scab and its pretty much like fish scales.
Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.
by heyitsAL December 10, 2010
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So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire

Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
by FillerBunny March 7, 2009
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Scarecrow

Used to describe a male friend who is so ugly and/or socially challenged that he scares women away.

Only useful where women are sometimes referred to as "BURDS" or "CHICKS".
Mick : Mate I asked James if he wanted to come out with us tonight.

Bradley : Aw man why? That guys a total scarecrow!

Gary : We need to lose Hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!

Franco : Yeah he is a right scarecrow
by SIDEBOOB09 August 2, 2010
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3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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