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The FAB Scale

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 24, 2015
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Hoe Scale

It's pretty self-explanatory.

A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale
by slaptackle September 7, 2016
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scaled gradient

A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.
Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!

Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!
by A_Holo_Human_Person April 19, 2019
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boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.
<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.
by BOLIVER February 2, 2003
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Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.
Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."
by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021
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Rection scale

She a 1 on the rection scale
by Haitian dad September 5, 2016
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the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023
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