robbiesque

(adjective): stupid; ridiculous; maniacal; retarded.

That time you dangled a sack of weed out of the window on Michigan Avenue was definitely robbiesque. Getting us all kicked out of the Riverbrook in Shorewood for screaming obscenities was probably the height of robbiesque activity.

by See Also: 'Keller' June 3, 2003

crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.

Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!

by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008

Robbery

Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.

“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"

by banned85 January 21, 2011

Robbie

A very very hot guy who plays football and basket ball and is just so freakin smexy

person 1 did you see Robbie today

person 2 how could i not he is so freakin hot

by lexy lou 101 November 6, 2010

robbie

when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...

'i got laid last night but then the condom split'
'that is such a robbie'

by edgar hamps March 29, 2008

Robbert

The gayest of all the robs, hit my mans up at (850)-716-6325 he is open to all relationships except heterosexual ones. Don’t forget he isn’t open after 9pm, that is his bedtime.

Some guys come cheap but Robbert comes cheaper at only $19.99.

by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019

hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006