Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.

"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"

by Benjarvus August 27, 2008

Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.

Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!

by USDATrooper February 18, 2010

Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.

Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"

by CJ Slick October 28, 2013

rentals

Parents. Stems from 'parental units'.

"Let's go out."
"Kay, but I gotta check with the rentals."

by loseresque August 14, 2005

rectaleatingcockgremlins

little gremlins that attack your grundel region

ive got a bad case of rectaleatingcockgremlins!!!

by travis bleidt January 26, 2005

rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.

Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.

by v-mig January 22, 2008