An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
by Muhammad Hassan August 6, 2008
Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
The Atlantic City Clam Rake occurs when you are dragging an unwilling person, perheps a half dead hooker or partially concious party girl, down the beach as she digs her fingers in the sand making a futile attempt to escape, leaving a trail resembling what would be made by its namesake.
That girl was so drunk she blacked out on on the beach, but came to a little bit as i was dragging her back toward the hotel... she panicked and tried to get away, I had to pull the Atlantic City Clam Rake.
If you visit the beaches of Atlantic City, NJ before dawn and at low tide, you are likely to find evidence of the Atlantic City Clam Rake.
If you visit the beaches of Atlantic City, NJ before dawn and at low tide, you are likely to find evidence of the Atlantic City Clam Rake.
by Clamraker July 17, 2009
Moving around a shit club in the UK just before it closes, having lowered your standards considerably due to lack of success earlier ; Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Kev: They'll be kicking out in ten minutes and all the tidy fanny seems to have fucked off.
Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.
Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.
by GW777 September 19, 2007
To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)
This can said for boys and girls
This can said for boys and girls
"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."
"and...?"
"It's a rake..."
Or
"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"
Or
"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."
"yeah..."
"and...?"
"It's a rake..."
Or
"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"
Or
"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."
by I love tuna March 28, 2013
A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
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