welcome to the rodeo

It’s on now nigga

“You want beef? Welcome to the rodeo Charlie”

by Bootleg Boy February 13, 2018

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022

Fat Chick Rodeo

When you're banging a really fat chick doggie style and your friends are hiding in the closet. After a little while your friends run out of the closet and yell "GO!" Thats when you hold on to the fat chick for dear life as she tries to get away. Longest time wins!

"I won the fat chick rodeo with a time of 15 seconds!"

by Frank 'toolman' Rizzo May 20, 2004

Reverse AIDS rodeo

The Reverse AIDS rodeo is where on initiating the game of normal "AIDS rodeo" where you expect your partner to try and get away as quick as possible, the partner instead says something like
"Really? So do I"
reversing the game, making you now the person who needs to get away quickly.

I tried to AIDS rodeo this girl and then she told me she had AIDS as well, i shit myself man! I can't believe i got done by the Reverse AIDS rodeo

by B-team March 3, 2009

the rodeo

When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.

"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"

by J-No May 4, 2003

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

Rodent

To be a person with no style or taste in general.

"I like to dance with my shoes on my hands."

"Wow, Rodent."

by TheRodentMaster April 20, 2010