A legend passed down from generation to generation... some say it's a myth, others cannot phathom the possibility of it's existance, nonetheless in any situation, drunk or sober, when a male approaches an intellectual convo and just happens to pop in, oh so nonchalant... "do you shave?," and then proceeds to resume conversation as if the question was never uttered.
"How about the Bears game... I think they have a chance at winning the Super Bowl, by the way, do you shave?" (Pause for comprehension)"...so you think they have a chance?"
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" Boy: hey are you dating (insert race)
Girl: that's a dumb-ass question, why do you care"
"do you want to get drunk tonight?"
Girl: that's a dumb-ass question, why do you care"
"do you want to get drunk tonight?"
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"Why'd you get me pregnant Jonny?"
"I thought you loved children?!"
"I do! I just wanted to make sure you remembered.(:"
"You're a crazy hoe, I'm out! Call me when you need child support. Better yet, I'll give you a booty call within the week."
Now you see, the moral of the story is never to ask rhetorical questions.
"I thought you loved children?!"
"I do! I just wanted to make sure you remembered.(:"
"You're a crazy hoe, I'm out! Call me when you need child support. Better yet, I'll give you a booty call within the week."
Now you see, the moral of the story is never to ask rhetorical questions.
by Peterbuttajelly February 28, 2010
Get the Rhetorical Question mug.The question in an argument where your normally very angry and you want the person your arguing with to just answer your fuckin question, most of the time... if your question has a point they will try to swerve around it, however almost 90% of the time its just to for you to come up with a diss after they answer your question, normally the question is very bold and holds very low statistics, its short and to the point
(When your question has an actual point to it...An argument about Soccer with a Football player)
Football Player-Soccer is gay, noone wants to see 5 foot 8 fairiers lightly jogging for 2 hours with no physical contact and one goal is scored
Soccer player-And whats the most popular sport in the world?
Football Player-Soccer sucks
Soccer Player-Just answer the question
Football Player-Soccer Is
Soccer Player-Wait what bitch.... EXACTLY
(When your question has no point behind it are hard examples to list)
Football Player-Soccer is gay, noone wants to see 5 foot 8 fairiers lightly jogging for 2 hours with no physical contact and one goal is scored
Soccer player-And whats the most popular sport in the world?
Football Player-Soccer sucks
Soccer Player-Just answer the question
Football Player-Soccer Is
Soccer Player-Wait what bitch.... EXACTLY
(When your question has no point behind it are hard examples to list)
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It typically cannot be answered since it would have previously been answered.
Therefore, the expectation of that person or persons being questioned is that they need not be expected to respond to it (wastes time and useful energy).
The questioning tends to be done somewhat annoyingly to add emphasis to an initial query. However, the net result is more like an annoying interrogation.
See also: retorical
It typically cannot be answered since it would have previously been answered.
Therefore, the expectation of that person or persons being questioned is that they need not be expected to respond to it (wastes time and useful energy).
The questioning tends to be done somewhat annoyingly to add emphasis to an initial query. However, the net result is more like an annoying interrogation.
See also: retorical
"Did you look in area X as you said you would?"
"Yes I did. I searched thoroughly but without success."
"Are you sure?" He asks incredulously.
"I believe I've answered your question already. That was a rhetorical question.!"
I ask myself, "If my ability to find something so simple and familiar is so sadly doubtful why the f... don't you look for it yourself?"
Pissed off with this moron, I cut discussion and exit the room.
"Yes I did. I searched thoroughly but without success."
"Are you sure?" He asks incredulously.
"I believe I've answered your question already. That was a rhetorical question.!"
I ask myself, "If my ability to find something so simple and familiar is so sadly doubtful why the f... don't you look for it yourself?"
Pissed off with this moron, I cut discussion and exit the room.
by Sonicpixy January 18, 2004
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