prosti-tot

teenage girls who walk around the mall and look like prostitutes

hey look at the prosti-tots

by the dizz T-$ March 4, 2009

Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.

Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.

by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009

Prostatot

(noun) A middle school thru freshman pre-tween drama queen female who goes into an Apple store and uses the application "Photo Booth" to take skanky pictures of herself or with her friends; pl: Prostatots

prostatots prostitot skank underage

by boomxsquare February 9, 2010

Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.

by MysticShadow November 9, 2012

Poustini

Moustachioed Italian software program that overloads on difficult nights and can ruin relationships as a result. Is also a chutney.

"Poustini has detected an email containing a suggestion for you to enlarge you goolies."

by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

Prosti-goth

One who dresses the part of "Goth" with the sole intention of using the allure of black leather/lace/fishnets/etc to seduce and have sex with people at Goth clubs or in other Goth scenes.

Can you believe Ashley was on the Pom Squad in high school? Now she's a complete Prosti-goth.

by smfwtf November 24, 2009

Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011