Prostituber

An Uber ride with a happy ending.

That Uber driver was a real prostituber.

by Stobywan December 14, 2018

Prostitution

NOT TRUE JORDAN! THEY ARE PERFECT WILLING TO ENGAGE IN PROSTITUTION IF IT ISN'T CRIMINALIZED.

Hym "AND EVEN IF IT IS THEY WILL STILL DO IT! THEY AREN'T THAT DISCRIMINATORY AND NEITHER IS YOUR SLUT OF A DAUGHTER. THEY AREN'T MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE. PROSTITUTION PROVES THAT YOU'RE WRONG JORDAN. BETTER LOOKING WOMEN THAN YOUR WIFE FOR $50."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.

Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!

by Jim Royal August 28, 2013

Political Prostitute

Urban Dictionary administration.

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.

by Pcheloff January 25, 2017

Uneducated Prostitute

A prostitute who has no education beyond grade 1 with the longest nose possible. S/he is often unable to find their clients as well as a/the brothel.

"Look at her! Stumbling around on the street, poking that dildo sized nose into every pussy she finds, jeez what an Uneducated Prostitute."

by Uneducated_Prostitute69 June 30, 2018

Vietnamese prostitute

A prostitute who is from Vietnam and will have sex with you in exchange for 5 dorra

Vietnamese prostitute: sucky sucky 5 dorra, I love you long time, long time

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020