preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005

preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.

Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.

by Mouldoid April 15, 2007

premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

by dre dre August 20, 2004

preman

The main prey of boy lovers.

"-I thought Keysh came to lollapolooza.
-He did but he's trolling kidpolooza looking for a preman.
-Oh no... he's a boy lover?
-Yep."

by keeeysh August 8, 2010

Prem Moment

When you are 100% confident that your answer is correct but it turns out to be wrong.

Person A:The sky is red
Person B: No its not
Person A:Oh
Person B:I thought I was correct,I just had a prem moment

by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 6, 2012

Preemos

Top Quality Marijuana :)

Dude my buddy Brody has the bomb fucking preemos man..

by VivaLaVida October 20, 2008

premature erockulation

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

by Vanhinely November 7, 2006