Fence Posting

An artful sexual position between three consenting adults. One is positioned horizontally between two others that are standing. Thus being the board in a fence between two posts at each end. It is preferred if one or both posts is a Belak. Refer to Belaking for more information.

Ben really enjoyed fence posting with Belaks, Amanda and Wade.

by predsfan April 28, 2011

Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

pontine

French-Canadian slang for vagina.

I need some pontine tonight.

by Pontiner99 February 16, 2014

pointing them toes

To have enjoyable sex while orgasming causing toes to point

Are y'all pointing them toes tonight?

by 123567489427894 June 9, 2017