Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemoan

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.

You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.

by esekaese July 18, 2016

Pokehangover

The state of mind the morning after several days of intense pokemon training and pwnage. usually results in hunger and loss of pokemon interest for several hours

Ahh man... i have a SERIOUS pokehangover. I think i'm gunna go eat a cow.

by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

Poképace

The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player's.

You can tell they're all playing Pokémon GO based on their trademark Poképace.

If it usually takes 15 minutes to walk there, it'll take Ramon 30 to 45 based on his Poképace.

by ToiletCheese July 25, 2016

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003