Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016

Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.

Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker

by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020