variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
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Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.
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Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.
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