pepsi

A drink compared to Coca Cola but made and marketed towards hillbillies. This soda has a slight urine taste masked by sweetness.

Hey sissy, we ain't got no more two liters of Pepsi, we's gonna need to have another yard sale to pay for some more.

by fatrickp February 19, 2010

Pepsi

For when they're out of coke.

Person 1: Why do they even sell Pepsi?
Person 2: For when they're out of coke.

by Lurielle September 26, 2010

Pepsi

What you get when all the ice in your Coca-Cola melts, making it all watered-down.

"Dammit, all the ice in my Coke melted. Anybody want a Pepsi?"

by shiznannigan December 7, 2003

Pepsi

Just some drink that turns grown-ups teeth into tombstones and makes children run around like theyre nuclear powered.

Neighbour: 'Gees Doris your kid is so energetic! Is he on speed? By the way when did you last visit a dentist?'

Doris: 'We just won a years worth of Pepsi cola'

by apoo July 31, 2004

Pepsi

The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.

Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"

Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."

by FrickleFrackle22 August 24, 2009

peeps

Newly hatched marshmallow confections that migrate to the shores of the Delaware Bay where they are eaten by gulls.

Let's drive to Slaughter Beach and rescue some peeps.

by Pastor Future June 6, 2005

perfs

Short for "perfect"

"Let's have lunch at Chipotle tomorrow."

"Perfs!!"

by Jenn June 11, 2006