honeymoon period

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.

Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

period

the time when blood and liquid flows out of the vagina, starts between age of 12-16 for most girls, some later, earlier.

Don't DARE to talk about this to your girlfriend

Her period began last week

by 7 Train January 27, 2004

Penoose

When a man commits suicide with genitalia.

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.

by CatPower January 4, 2015

Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008

Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 25, 2011

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

period

The worst time of the month for women. I suggest not holding your girlfriend's hand, cuddling, or getting mooshy with her... she WILL bitch. xO

Guy: i love you, baby.

Girl: LEAVE ME ALONE!
.............
Guy: you look so beautiful today, honey.

Girl: FUCK YOU!

Friend: dont go near her... she has her period...

by Michellemichelle March 8, 2009