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penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

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OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008
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Parisian Ridgeback

The most common version of European men. Are very skinny and wear speedos. Can be seen on the beach usually with other Ridgebacks and can be spottede by their signature trademark; a prominent spine.
by ridgebacklover May 25, 2008
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Penis Pad

When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.
When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.
by bigdogshlo69 January 10, 2012
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penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail
penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012
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Penis Boppy

The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.
I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.
by MaryMary90 February 3, 2014
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paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »
by mittluva May 4, 2018
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Penis erectus

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
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