plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.

by milpoolSK June 24, 2017

Polyandry

Cooking, cleaning, fucking, and sewing for two couch potatoes.

If I'm not on my back getting nailed, I'm cleaning up and cooking for them lazy polyandry husbands of mine.

by TotemPoleCanada November 20, 2021

Plandemic

Plandemic. The inability to plan or make plans due to a pandemic and all of the accompanying restrictions.

Whats the program for the coming week? Not much really on account of the plandemic.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Plandle

Lighting a candle to set the vibe & turn up with fellow Plandlers & Plampers for online streams. Originated on the Baked Up Co. Twitch Channel.

We out here plandlin’.

Light that plandle.

by j__ro October 15, 2020

Po Land

When a man or woman sits over you're open mouth and WET farts

GUY ONE: I was with this nasty chick who wanted me to Po Land her.
GUY TWO:Did you do it??? did you wet fart in her open mouth???
GUY ONE:Yeah...

by Catfish Jack March 7, 2010

plandemic

A term used by nutjobs who think they’re woke because they saw a conspiracy article on facebook.

This is a plandemic made by the Democrats! 😡 Wake up sheeple!1!1! 💉🐑😴

by c0cKs0ck3r January 9, 2021

Polanding

The act of finding the flag of Poland in various images, places, things, and objects

“Dude, do you want to go polanding with me around the city?”
“Is this for a TikTok?”
“.........no?”

by GayTrashCan September 15, 2020