e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.

Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed

by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

tight pissed

Adjective, Meaning to be extremely frustrated/stressed over a event. To be so bothered that cause you to contemplate doing something irrational.

" Man, John Wall not being a all-star has me tight pissed."

by Echo Exclusive January 25, 2018

Stay pissed

You're mad cuz you're mad so cry about it.

Stay pissed stupid moron.

by E-ManKroll March 7, 2021

Who pissed in your vagina

An insult usually used when the receiver is being pissy or being a little bitch

“Fuck you David, you shouldn’t have drank my coffee.” “Jeez Raul, Who pissed in your vagina?”

by david’s left nut February 18, 2022