pencil rape

When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.

Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.

by TheRAR March 3, 2011

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

pencil whipper

cheating while playing disc golf by falsifying yours or your competitor's score.

Caleb, bruh, how are you possibly -20 under par? You're such a pencil whipper. carry stevi's bag and let him keep score.

by mike rauch December 5, 2017

pencil fucker

benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils

benji fucks pencils all time

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

pencil neck

When you do a boring job designing anything to do with computers and you make spreadsheets of your bank account, if you think you can buy love, but you're built like a rail post and as about as boring as one, you got tattoos and/or peircings to appear cool, but it only looks like a daisy with a bone sticking through it. When you try to do some remodeling to look like you can do manual labor, but it always looks like a big wreck, when the worst thing you ever did was something you didn't really do, but got blamed for it, when you let people leech off you for months and are too much of a puss to stand up and be a man about it. And when you go to the gym everyone around you including the guys laugh their butts off.

Look at that pencil neck jerk working out, does he really think he looks cool??? And what the hell is sticking out of his nip????

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018

Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

by Shmoobs July 18, 2011