oh-so-convenient

(adjective)

Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just happened to be there.

As the burglar neared ever closer, Amy grabbed the oh-so-convenient letter opener that for some reason was taped against the wall she was backed up on. Then, she stabbed wildly at him, and he fell to the floor.
With a grin stretching across her face, she drags the body to the well in her backyard (wtf?!) and pushes him in. It was then that we realize that that was no burgler —— that was another of her victims.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009

Oh, for Pete's sake

A phrase saying "C'mon! Jeez!". Used when exasperated.

Tommy: Hey, man.

Jim: Hi.

Charles: "Wait up!"(far behind)

Jim and Tommy: "Oh, for Pete's sake!"

by monsterhead1153 July 25, 2010

Oh Geed

Something thats gross or unpleasant.

Oh Geed! Look at that dog crap.
Or
Oh Geed! Smells like a dead rat in here.

by Lopez✨ May 28, 2018

Oh, I always get yummy demerits!

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

by .Mega October 19, 2019

Oh fudge

When you hit yourself and you dont wanna curse so you say oh Fudge

Something falls on Bob's foot

Me : oh fudge!

by You know what I mean March 18, 2020

Oh Shit Syndrome

A psychological disorder, driven by deep-seated guilt, whereas a person believes they are doing everything wrong and constantly making mistakes.

I’ve been suffering with Oh Shit Syndrome since I was about four or five.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

oh my freakin' gorgeous

when you say oh my freaking god, but you're complimenting someone's appearance, so you say gorgeous instead but with the same energy that you would say god

Jenny! oh my freakin' gorgeous! how do you always look so great?

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020