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oatsmobile

A horse. Sometimes used for a mule or donkey. Originally a burro.

An irreverent derivative of Oldsmobile, referring to an equine animal that may eat oats and is ridden by humans.

Originated in "Boys Life" magazine (the official magazine of the Boy Scouts of America) when boys sometimes irreverently address a fictional character, Pedro the burro, as "Oatsmobile". Pedro is the "mail burro" for that magazine and answers boys' letters.
Are you going to ride that oatsmobile?
by OldsVistaCruiser January 24, 2011
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oats ma goats

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"
by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017
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My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
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OatChild

A Jewish child born with one purpose: to spread oat power globally.
An OatChild serves it’s master in battle with it’s highly advanced ability to control or summon an army of oats.
OatChildren are more powerful in numbers as they can transfer OatJuice to one another and strengthen each other’s powers.
“Stay away! I have an army!” *Jewish child steps forward*
Oh Shit! It’s an OatChild!”
“Not just one OatChild... DOZENS!”
*Army of Jewish OatChildren apparates out of thin air*
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OATUS

Short for 'On a totally unrelated subject...'
Used in text messages as a way of changing the subject rapidly or is sent before a random thought that you had mid conversation.
1: Yh, I agree. Tom was outta line today.
2: OATUS... when's Dom's party?
1: the 6th x
1: Do you think Tom and Lucy will get back together?
2: nah
by britsmartarse April 23, 2019
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.
Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.
by NomNixx December 4, 2020
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Oatmeal Swish

When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.
Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
by Keith Dillan March 8, 2021
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