2 definitions by Keith Dillan
When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.
Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
by Keith Dillan March 9, 2021
A girl who is constantly trying to be cool when she is not. A spoiled brat with no chance of ever getting with jake paul.
by Keith Dillan March 30, 2018