Namel

A sarcastic way to state that something is normal (when it is just plainly fucking autistic)

Abby is a big namel

by Abbyisanam June 14, 2020

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016

got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)

Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."

by plooperscooper February 4, 2010

Nutella

recommended to be used with bananas, provided that proper consent is given

get ur banana out of my nutella!!

by muahahahahahaha May 22, 2003

Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010

bitch nutella

The shit on the end of your dick after bum love

I pulled my cock out and there was so much bitch nutella on it, it was rank.

by Drift2236 June 11, 2006

numlock

The most useless button on your keyboard.

I got hungry and ate my numlock

by Joe in the his-ouse October 21, 2008