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I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)
Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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A quote sayed by the Ukrainian president and war-hero Volodymr Zelensky, that since the second Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022 has decided to stay in his country and since then is regarded as a modern ''leader'' of the new century.
"The fight is here; I need an ammunition not a ride,"

"Ukrainians are proud of their President,"
"I am here. We are not putting down arms. We will be defending our country, because our weapon is truth, and our truth is that this is our land, our country, our children, and we will defend all of this," he said.
"That is it. That's all I wanted to tell you. Glory to Ukraine''
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022
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Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"
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I'm Not A Lib

I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.
by I'm Not A Lib January 25, 2005
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bro she was not a lesbian but for me she turned Pesbian because im big P

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that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.
*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*
by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012
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I'm not a talker

Someone who bogart's the mic at weddings, drinks abnormal amounts of vodka and OJ then passes out cold only to be taken care of by a "special" kid. Hours pass, that someone wakes up and runs outside during the Canadian winter season, not dressed accordingly, yelling and screaming "I'm not a talker".
November 24th 2007 El Toro stated "I'm not a talker".
by Albert Clifford December 22, 2009
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