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Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
by audgim December 13, 2012
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Needle Brain

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.
Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!
by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012
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needle in the gaystack

In a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest dick
Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck

Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick

Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack

Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.
by IceKing September 12, 2013
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Needle to the Groove

Party people in the place to be
This is Mantronix with MC Tee
Devoted, promoted, we′re the brothers who wrote it
Giving you a second tape so we made you record it

Needle to the groove
We got the needle to the groove
We got the beat that'll make you move
(With the grand DJ, the swift on sway)
We got the rhymes that′ll help the groove

Now he's the best MC, the T-twice-E
Well, that's me, T-Ski, never coppin′ a plea
Always willing, high sea in society
KuMa the two-to-one ruler, does stay cooler
Use it on the dudes that play the fool′a
Most are obvious, our motive is to do what's right
And now the party people is to rock the mic
As into rock the place, and go for ace
You see the shocker unexpected like a can of mace
I say the play, play the role, yeah, to have control
′Cause he get, get to go, you have to pay that toll
Like sweat with sex, or time with crime
Like the one to ten racer of a mastermind
But dedicated to rhyme, sweet, tender and kind
And when it comes to making music I could never be blind
'Cause I′m the true prince rocker, won't dare stop′a
Guaranteed warranty they'll make your body rock shocker
All night, that's right, like a whiff from a pipe
Make you do the ill shit to the broad daylight
I make you take a quick freeze, walk in the breeze
Think you′re Mr. Bojangles while you dance on your knees
Needle to the groove
We got the needle to the groove
We got the beat that′ll make you move

For MC's, I′m retirin'; for the ladies, I′m relyin'
To create, demonstrate, love is better than hate
To propose on all those who don't have faith
That if you just participate, you will accelerate
Vibrate with a mate on a date I can say
Like the skies are blue, we′re here for you
Much better than ever with a sweet review
Of our style, made to rise, very sure to tantalize
No disguise, just when I wanna, wanna to surprise
For you, and you know it, move your body and show it
Let me see it while you′re free, it's the time to expose it
With the rhythm that′s provided, psychologically guided
To release intense heat from your body, can't hide it
You don′t fight it, this superior sonic delighted
Just get up on the floor and try it
With the heat from your body ignited
Like a flame, you won't feel the same
It′s like an everlasting torch that burns in the rain
'Cause like the force of a comet, there's no way you can stop it
We′re the crew of ′85 that's called Mantronix of us first
HA!

We′ve got two turntables and a microphone
Now here's our name that we′re proud to own
One's Mantronik, the other one′s Tee
We're here to rock the house and bring defeat to agony
Like a broken collarbone, a knee dislocated
We came a long way, we're never outdated
Beating for a while, these cats are at surrender
When you think of number one, you′ll think
by Death Menace July 15, 2022
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needle dick

A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.
Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"
by GarethB July 16, 2008
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pins and needles

person 1:dude did you hear that new billy talent song pins and needles

person 2: yea it was pretty awesome eh
by Mike Jaworski September 16, 2008
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the needle

to give someone "the needle", insulting and teasing someone which results in the person becoming irate and/or defensive, thus the person would have "the needle"

can be used with certain words to emphasise the effect of "the needle"
eg: triple needle
quad neelde
right needle
"dont get the needle with me pal"
"you've got the riiiiggght needle"
"ooh noo, charlie's got the neeedddle!"
by Donnie onetime April 24, 2004
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