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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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the dirty needle

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Treading a needle

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.
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On the Needle

To be addicted to a chemical substance that is consumed via intravenous injection.
"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"

"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"

"Yeah that the one. She dead"

"HAHA, nice! How she die?"

"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."
by Drunken Horde July 30, 2016
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finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible
They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.
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Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself
I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle
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Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
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