Egg nipples

Nipples that look like Eggs

This girl has some egg nipples.

by Ralph Martins March 17, 2004

Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!

Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!

by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007

Chicken Patty Nipples (CPN's)

Giant nipples that take over much of a womans breast, making them ugly and irregular. Resemble the size of chicken patties.

"I hooked up with some bitch last night, i got turned off when I saw she had Chicken Patty Nipples (CPN's)"

by Enigmatic Heart February 18, 2009

bologna nipples

Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.

Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.

Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.

by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009

obese nipples

huge boobs that I wanna suck on.

Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"

by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013