Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.

Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?

by Okisbo January 27, 2017

kinky mystery

someone who uses the whole chicken instead of a bird leaf

have you seen that one girl in bed? she's a kinky mystery!

by i on the rainbow July 16, 2017

murdoch mysteries day

Murdoch Mysteries Day is on the 9th Of October!

Boy: It’s the 9th of October!
Girl: that means it’s Murdoch mysteries day!! 😃

by cxssiemysteriesx May 3, 2021

dominik mysterio

Dominik mysterio is the sexiest wrestler in the WWE, better than his deadbeat dad, mami's latino heat.

"Oh my god, look"

"What?"

"It's my dream hubby, dirty, sexy dominik mysterio."

by faceyourjudgementdaywwe July 13, 2023

jackoff super myster

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.

Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008