Malea

Malea is the greatest girl in the world. The perfect person. You know what you got when you got a Malea. Beautiful, sweet, kind, and always willing to help and listen to you. The best person to share a life with, the greatest girlfriend you could have. Once you have a Malea, you just never want to let her go. She has the confidence of a lion, and the humility of a humming bird. She is brave and headstrong. She is the most beautiful girl in the room. All the time. Once you have a Malea as your companion, you would never be drawn to cheat on her, she’s just that perfect. She will remain loyal to you, and will never quit on you as long as you don’t quit on her. If you have a Malea to call your own, you have the most valuable treasure on the planet.

“I have the best girlfriend in the world”

“Really?? Who?”

“Malea”

“Damn bro, you really winning.”

by Chatty 1 September 13, 2022

oliver mclean

A perfect man with a massive penis. You will normally see him walking around in a bape hoodie. He will open doors for you and is a true gentleman. You will fall in love with him instantly.

Girl1: Who's that peng ting
Girl2: That's an Oliver Mclean

by BigBoyMemeulous April 2, 2018

Phillip McLean

A fucking Latin teacher who also coaches cross country and will make you run extra miles if you fail to translate ONE DAMN WORD!!!

Fuck Phillip McLean

by Lovemycurlyhair September 25, 2018

Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

A Jack Mclean

A Jack McLean is where you break a brand new toy by accident, moments after receiving it.

Kyle! You haven't done a Jack Mclean on your brand new toy have you!?

by TMYVP June 20, 2019

English thot (mylee)

the biggest thot at ec she sucks everyone's dick when she has a boyfriend. she hits on every guy even tho she knows no 1 likes her but she still fucking talks to every guy when she has the ugliest boyfriend at ec. she also needs to close her legs because everytime it smells like catfish rly bad.

English Thot (mylee) is a hoe

by my BBC nigga with use October 17, 2019