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cunt muscle

The muscle inside the vagina (cunt).
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
by Eri Bold October 4, 2008
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muscle pussy

A hybrid of a power bottom and a bodybuilder; a guy who has a very muscular body and a slit like butthole that somewhat resembles a vagina in appearance due to extensive and frequent penetration by larger than average dicks, sex toys, and/or fists.
An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.
by GapeFFactory October 17, 2019
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jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.
"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"
by ian April 4, 2005
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ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.
I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.
by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011
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Gas Muncher

A man or women that eats out a girls cooter while driving. The word got its name because while she steers you munch her cooter and gas.
Sarah :How was the ride home with Jeffery last night?

Jane: it was great , he was such a gas Muncher, he sucked my cooter like a squirrel sucking on some alligator titties.
by Pitteddaddy February 18, 2017
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dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick
by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017
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Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
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