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Total Moron

Anyone who puts their own name on UrbanDictionary and tries to describe themselves or their friends names. Usually put a sentance like, "Oh my gosh, that person is a total name" in the example slot. These are the kinds of people who need to be banned, backhanded, and set on fire.

We should make it our personal duty to backhand all Total Morons. Go out and do it. NOW.
Total Moron: "Post Kerry: a really cool girl! &^_^ LOLWTFBBQ!"

Intelligent person: *Backhands, sets on fire, and smiles happily, listening to the screams*
Total Moron by Satan in a Can February 5, 2005
Related Words

Garfofalo-moron 

A term used to describe someone that is utterly clueless and probably retarded.

Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.
Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.
s'moron by parkca01 November 16, 2011
An insinuation that the recipient of this insult is beyond stupid. Below moronic.
"You imbecile, you sub-moron, you!"
-Brother Theodore, The Burbs
Sub-Moron by Truedoogie February 18, 2019

Oxy-Moron 

That's the first time that never happened again!
My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.
Oxy-Moron by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019

idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way
Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today
idiot moron by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019