by Milesmoralesfan November 24, 2020
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Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.
by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017
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1. A surname (not only of El Salvadorians and what have yous) for Hispanics all over originating in Seville, Spain.
2. Surprisingly, it is very becoming as a nickname for the person carrying the last name.
3. Also, may become the butt of jokes (see example below)
2. Surprisingly, it is very becoming as a nickname for the person carrying the last name.
3. Also, may become the butt of jokes (see example below)
1. Katarina del Lodronos Morales is a gorgeous Spaniard vixen. Watch out now!
2. "Ay, yo Morales! What 'cha up to man??"
3. Hey your last name is Morales which is 'morals' in Spanish. . . .but you don' have any!
2. "Ay, yo Morales! What 'cha up to man??"
3. Hey your last name is Morales which is 'morals' in Spanish. . . .but you don' have any!
by Katarina del Lodronos Morales September 8, 2011
Get the Morales mug.haley morales is a sweet loving angel! she makes amazing funny youtube videos with her friends and family. she literally deserving everything she has! she’s such a genuinely nice person and makes me laugh on the daily 🕺🏽🙆🏽 ♀️🥺🙈🗿😎👊🏽
hi haley if u see this ily - haleysglow 😤
hi haley if u see this ily - haleysglow 😤
by haley’s glow 🦋🌸🍡💞💝💫✨ May 30, 2019
Get the haley morales mug.Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.
Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.
Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....
Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.
Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.
Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.
Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....
Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.
Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.
Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.
by milesofrain February 4, 2009
Get the Miracle Drug mug.A girl that will break up with you because she "lost interest in you" then after she takes your will to love she asks you if you just wanna be friends and knowing your Simp Ass you say yes and then you start texting her and then she texts he cousin saying that your harassing her and then you look at this bitch but not in real like cuz of quarantine then your like this cheating ass hoe ass bitch really done said that .
Brian: You're dating YOANA MORALES man she is the school hoe everyone dated her.
Arron: Nah man its not like that she has changed, She loves she she said "those other guys were nothing" and that in special.
Brian: That is what she said to my cousin Randall that he was the only one for her and the next day she moved on.
YOANA MORALES: Im breaking up with you Arron i fell in love with Brian i love him.
Brian:HA i told you man She a hoe now im going to get a free blowjob!
Arron: Nah man its not like that she has changed, She loves she she said "those other guys were nothing" and that in special.
Brian: That is what she said to my cousin Randall that he was the only one for her and the next day she moved on.
YOANA MORALES: Im breaking up with you Arron i fell in love with Brian i love him.
Brian:HA i told you man She a hoe now im going to get a free blowjob!
by She a Hoe! May 4, 2020
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