Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011

moist bill

When you make love to the butt cheeks without actual penetration.

We didn't have a condom so we did the next best thing..the moist bill

by william ferguson July 31, 2007

moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"

"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"

by Richard777 October 21, 2008

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012

Moist

A feeling you receive when you hear or see something you really like or enjoy

" That Synyster Gates guitar solo makes me moist!"

"This food is amazing! Im moist!"

by Arael67 January 3, 2015